What if Splinter never trained the turtles?

Thanks for all the Awesome, BRO!

Steven Seagal squares off against a little old man who just wants to know what time it is.

Steven Seagal tries to get a refund...with his fists!

I Feel hurt, when you.....

Bears are not cool

Your new favorite toy!

All right boys, this is how we're gonna steal that chimp...